One fish, two fish...

Somehow my fish are still alive.  That's kind of cool.  They poop too much.  

You know, it's funny.  There's just so much proof that no matter what, life works out for you.  I was disappointed that my plan to start a coffee shop was not going to work out.  Then, out of no where, someone offers to basically fund the project, with zero risk, at a place set up to do the things I wanted to do.  Along with that, my girlfriend and I get signed on to write a book.  

Sweet.  Glory, glory, alleleuia.  

It's even funnier how lame high school guys can be.  There's a new girl at school who's said to be good-looking and you've got twenty plus guys drooling over her and trying to get her to go to prom with them.  Chances are, by the time prom rolls around, she'll be on the other side of the world.  

As much as we hate to admit it, we judge everything by its cover.  I can't say, "don't judge," because we're human and that's what we do best.  Little do we know...

Is it just me, or have gas prices gone up again?  Maybe it's just me.

I figure in a few months, some of my friends are going to complain about how we never hung out, we never talked enough, and that it's my fault when he/she is on the other side of the state/country.  My rebuttle is going to simply be, "You never answered your phone. You were always too busy.  I tried."  

Bleh.  Shame. 

I used to always tell myself I'm going to run, I'm going to run, I'm going to run.  Truth is, I really need to.  Truth is, I'm too lazy.  It's cool now, because I can't as well anymore.  The asthma failed to warn me with an "I'll be back," when it left about six years ago.  Thanks, buddy.

Today was a good day.  It's amazing what you can do to make a girl on her twelfth birthday happy.  Seeing her happy makes me ecstatic, but it reminds me of how lame life gets as you progress.  Now it's nearly impossible to satisfy a fellow cohort.  She got markers that write in ink that's glow in the dark.  It made her day.  To us, that'd be the lamest gift in the world.  Those were the days.

Appreciate what you have, take advantage of having the ability when you have it, and look for a deeper meaning.  

You know what's annoying?  When there's a girl that will stand there and tell the most useless story in the entire world and you're just about to jump off the I-74 bridge.  

"So... Yeah, he came inside and was like 'we've been waiting for you to answer the door for a while' and I was like, 'who's we' and he was like 'me and matt' and I was like 'omg, I so have to come and say hi' so I came outside.  I'm just like so gone.  Omg.  And now I'm here.  Wow."

Yeah.  Wow.  And I have two pet fish.  

Boom, boom, boom.  

Here's a picture of the I-74 bridge.  Have a nice day.